New York's Brake-Pulling Subway Supervillain Has Delayed More Than 740 Trains

Jalopnik ^ | 23 May 2019 | Aaron Gordon

[Leaning Right]

Here's a shot of the subway train in question. The little kid in the aisle looks up to no good.

[DannyTN]

Or put up cameras on the train. Why don’t they have them already?

[sphinx]

Yes. And probably wearing a MAGA cap and heading to a Klan meeting at Columbia.

[Graybeard58]

It is believed the suspect was a man. He was not wearing a hat.
If you have seen a person matching this description, please notify authorities immediately.

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I just looked in the mirror and dammit, it’s me, I did it.

[boop]

"It is believed the suspect was a man. He was not wearing a hat."

LOL!

Why include a description like that?

So it was a man, was he wearing a hat?

He was NOT.

Ok, how about blue jeans ironed down the middle, creating a crisp crease?

He was NOT.

OK, now we're getting somewhere. Was he eating green eggs and ham?

He was NOT.

Was he carrying a purse, studded with crystals?

He was NOT.

How about a "Live Strong" wristband?

He was NOT.

[elbook]

Very old New York City laws allow fellow passengers to ‘Beat to Death’ someone carrying out such an bothersome act.

An oldie, but a goodie...