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This might make sense if it were a raffle.

$100 an entry. Raise some money to help defray the mission cost.

1 posted on 05/22/2019 12:17:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

I’d pay $100 if they’d send Nanzi P. to mars,
or at least make the attempt.


2 posted on 05/22/2019 12:20:01 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: BenLurkin

Just one name? Barry, Cankles, NutterNan, Shmucky Schumer . .. Lots of Hollywood... Milano.... really tough choice.


3 posted on 05/22/2019 12:24:51 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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"text smaller than one-thousandth the width of a human hair"

If there is microbial life on Mars, at least they might be able to read it.
5 posted on 05/22/2019 12:28:49 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: BenLurkin

They are sending up a housefly in the Mars Rover, and they want us to name it?


6 posted on 05/22/2019 12:38:58 PM PDT by rlmorel ("And she woulda made it, too...if she hadn't been wearing her Lucky Ham." RIP Tim Conway)
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I bet Sheila Jackson Lee is interested in sending her name to Mars... and in us checking out the flag we planted there.


7 posted on 05/22/2019 12:42:48 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: BenLurkin

I did that for the Sun probe.

They lost it.


8 posted on 05/22/2019 12:48:01 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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9 posted on 05/22/2019 12:49:41 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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Awwww, I thought it was an opportunity to fill out the passenger list. My Bye, bye, Nabcy dream falls into the bit bucket.


11 posted on 05/22/2019 12:57:03 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (#Dregs #DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe #BuildIt)
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To: BenLurkin

Doctor Smith!


13 posted on 05/22/2019 1:10:30 PM PDT by humblegunner
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NASA is giving the public an opportunity to send their names — stenciled on chips — to the Red Planet...

I nominate "Baraq Hussein Odungo", stenciled on a cow-chip.

14 posted on 05/22/2019 1:23:34 PM PDT by rfp1234 (I don't watch CNN for the same reason I don't drink from the toilet.)
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I submit Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.

Lets watch them grow potatoes in their own manure.

Come to think of it, the amount of manure they generate is an excellent reason to choose them.


15 posted on 05/22/2019 1:24:41 PM PDT by DannyTN
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What? And expose my personally identifiable information to the aliens??


16 posted on 05/22/2019 1:30:13 PM PDT by Interesting Times (WinterSoldier.com. SwiftVets.com. ToSetTheRecordStraight.com.)
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To: BenLurkin

Rovie McRoveFace?


17 posted on 05/22/2019 2:20:20 PM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: SunkenCiv

*ping*


18 posted on 05/22/2019 3:26:10 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Who will think of the gerbils ? Just say no to Buttgiggity !)
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To: BenLurkin

One way?

AOC.


19 posted on 05/22/2019 3:28:16 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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Can I use 17 sheets of paper?

Every democrat in DC and 2/3 of the republicans.

The entire state of wackifornia.

Every known terrorist. Wait, send those along with the democrats...

Al Sharpton, George Soros, Tom Steyer.

Justin Beiber...(everyone already listed needs entertainment right?)

OK I’ll shut up...


22 posted on 05/22/2019 8:37:41 PM PDT by Paleo Pete (It's not a toe, it's a furniture location device!)
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