Here’s a fun list along that line for a Friday afternoon:
https://www.singlegrain.com/blog-posts/30-things-i-learned-from-tv/
Missing:
When returning home from the grocery store, you’ve always bought a loaf of french bread;
After taking a cab, just reach into your pocket for the exact cash needed for the fare.
31. Every bad guy running from cops will run into an alley, the end of which is blocked by a chain link fence, which the bad guy will attempt unsuccessfully to climb over, before falling back, into the clutches of the cops.