Who are the mods, anyway?
The mods are Larry, Moe & Curly. One will bop you on the head and the other says, woop woop woop.
We hired them under union contract, so they get 3 hour breaks per day.
Each mod graduated cum laude from Wharton School of Finance and Persnickety Jargon. That is Trump’s school for you Never Trumpers.
The mod I know used to be a Little League umpire.
I heard some knew Snowden at NSA.
They say some of the females are also Sex Robots, i.e. Cherry2000.
Leprechauns?