[dfwgator]

The Detroit Lions winning a playoff game?

[cuban leaf]

The reason that dark matter is so mysterious is that it pretty much never does anything, which makes it hard to spot. Dark matter doesn’t give off light, or have any sort of magnetic field, and it almost never interacts with normal matter in any way.

Replace “dark matter” with “santa clause” and it’s funnier. :)

[Candor7]

dark matter is so mysterious is that it pretty much never does anything>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Work with it all the time.

So lazy.

[Red Badger]

The reason that dark matter is so mysterious is that it pretty much never does anything, which makes it hard to spot.

Kinda like A Democrat voter....................

[TexasGator]

Post a science-related article and all the comments are crude jokes.

[Bob434]

[[Dark Matter Scientists Observe the Rarest Event in History]]

The rarest event? I think not- getting my ex girlfriend to admit she was wrong is the rarest event evah

[COBOL2Java]

The reason that dark matter is so mysterious is that it pretty much never does anything, which makes it hard to spot.

It must be on welfare...

[Eddie01]

Dark matter doesn’t give off light, or have any sort of magnetic field, and it almost never interacts with normal matter in any way.

Dark matter moves faster than the speed of light.

You're welcome.

[Spirochete]

spotted the decay of xenon-124, the rarest event ever recorded in human history.

Sorry, no. A Democrat tax cut plan is the rarest event ever recorded in human history.

Rare because there hasn't been a recorded instance of it. It *could* happen, theoretically since it wouldn't violate causality or conservation laws.

[colorado tanker]

Fascinating. As a non-scientist I will confess that at times I’ve been skeptical whether dark matter exists or if it was invented to make the models work.

[Home-of-the-lazy-dog]

“The reason that dark matter is so mysterious is that it pretty much never does anything, which makes it hard to spot. Dark matter doesn’t give off light, or have any sort of magnetic field, and it almost never interacts with normal matter in any way.”

Yes, and after all of this time, scientists have made this amazing discovery by spending only a tiny fraction of the tax $$$ they had available to them. Obviously, much more $$$ will be required for further study of this vital phenomenon.

Of course, I could have conducted the study at a very substantial savings of dollars to the poor, overburdened taxpayers!

[Nifster]

“Dark Matter” is a thing made up to account for that which couldn’t be explained by a theory

[mosaicwolf]

Maybe we better have one of those dark matter detectors part if the Southern border wall.

[pepsi_junkie]

Dark Matter Scientists Observe the Rarest Event in History

A hate crime that isn't a hoax?

[Hootowl]

So you’re saying Xenon-124 is a Democrat?

[N. Theknow]

Dark Matter Lives?

or

Dark Lives Matter?

[Celtic Conservative]

The Clintons paying for their own meal?

CC

[layman]

I saw some dark matter once, but I didn’t say anything about it because I thought nobody would believe me.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

” have spotted the decay of xenon-124, the rarest event ever recorded in human history.”

Please, the rarest event in human history would be a leftist telling the truth

[Fresh Wind]

Dark matter matters.