What would be their reaction to the “She’s too fat for me” polka ??
https://www.bing.com/search?q=too+fat+polka&qs=n&form=QBLH&sp=-1&ghc=1&pq=too+fat+polka&sc=9-13&sk=&cvid=4678F6F2A18C487C8E2DE05DD96FBEE8
Brings back memories of Saturday mornings and “Polka Varieties”