I think the service might also cover for those times people SAY they’re going to be one place, but actually spent that time at a different place:
In Japan at some hotels they have a small, buttoned panel featuring digital audio clips of train station noise, school, hospital, sports aerena, bus, heavy construction, etc.
There are no instructions, but people automatically understand:
That’s what you play for the background when you call a spouse, (real) GF, parents, whatever.
a lot of sick people in this world.
The initial flickers of a new entertainment genre.
You’ve heard of Reality TV?
Get ready for Pseudo-Reality TV!
I plan on writing a longer response here as soon as I get back from my 3 months of vacation touring the South Pacific. /s
"But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. For among them are those who creep into households and capture weak women, burdened with sins and led astray by various passions, always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth."
The world acknowledges us as the "Selfie Generation," and every other attribute that Paul listed perfectly describes us today.
You, too, can go on a Fakation.
They will send you a jar of bedbugs to distribute throughout your home...
Proof that one went on a vacation.
s/
‘Stolen Vacay’
OK, here’s a useful one: Announce a vacation on all your social media. Put your vehicles in the garage or off-site, so the house looks empty. Then await the break ins by the local thugs who follow such announcements looking for opportunities. Don’t kill ‘em unless you have to, in fear for your life (wink, wink).
I believe the cops have done this to sting burglars a few times :-)
I think that my ‘friends’ would all become suspicious if I started posting pictures of ‘myself’ hanging out on the French Riviera with Kathy Ireland.
(Not that I wouldn’t like to, mind you, but, uh, nevermind.)
Failing at life.
