Woo hoo! I’m joining the high school girl’s water polo team. It is unclear to me why age should be a restriction either.
Is it a crime to lie about your sexual orientation? Can you lie about your sexual orientation? Or can it change at your whim? Well, your honor, that was my orientation when I swore under oath yesterday, but I had a flash of insight and I have decided to change it today. You can’t blame me. I was born this way.