Truth is always stranger than fiction.
“T’was the night of the King’s castration,
“All the counts, viscounts, and no-accounts,
“Were flinging camel dung at one another in the courtyard,
“For horse s*** was then unknown.
Yet another reason not to go to India, ever. They can keep their Taj Mahal.
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Agreed!
....”Yet another reason not to go to India”....
There are a gazillion reasons not to venture into that country. Bad place at every level.
India is as close as answering your phone:)