The stretchy device punched him in the face when it found out he was Harry Reid ?
Who’s the lucky person, who died and was re-incarnated as an exercise machine.
Reid likely won’t live long enough to spend all the money he acquired as a politician doing special deals over the decades. Unless, of course, his appearance in a wheelchair was just a scam to generate sympathy. He needs to just quietly go back to schmoozing underage boys at his favorite Lighthouse diner.