Just what I was thinking. Any parent who would allow their children to attend this “story time” is committing child abuse.
"Oh, lookee, honey. See the big freak with horns jutting out of his head? Yes, dear, I said 'he' because that's actually a MAN! Isn't that fun? Uh huh. A man dressed up like a total douchebag is going to read you stories about men sucking each other's privates and inserting things into their buttholes. Doesn't that sound great? I'll just drop you off and run some errands. Be back after storytime is over."