Who put me there?
> Who put me there? <
An old Indian is riding his burro through the desert when he hears someone yell “Help me! Help me!” He looks up and there’s a cowboy stuck on top of a huge cactus.
Cowboy: “Please, please help me get down from here.”
Indian (amazed): “How did you get up there?”
Cowboy: “Why I climbed up, of course.”
Indian: “Why would you climb a cactus covered in thorns?”
Cowboy: “It seemed like a good idea at the time.”