Police Searching For Woman Who Allegedly Smeared Her Feces On 500 Feet Of Carpet

CBS Local Pittsburgh ^ | March 19, 2019

[rightwingintelligentsia]

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — Pennsylvania State Police say they are looking for a woman who defecated herself inside a store, and then spread it over 500 feet of carpet.

Lehigh Valley Live reports the incident happened Sunday at stores in Upper Milford Township – Lehigh County, which include the Zionsville Antique Mall and a pizzeria.

Troopers at that Fogelsville barracks say the woman defecated herself, then walked around the store, causing damage to about 500 feet of carpet.

She is described as 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.

State troopers say she then left in a red Honda Accord.

[Rocky]

Could be a man dressed as a woman?

[MeganC]

I wonder if she works for a carpet cleaning company.

[rx]

That verb takes no object. ‘Soiled’ commonly takes the reflexive object, as in “soiled herself.”

[LostInBayport]

gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.

and brown pants, brown shoes

[RightGeek]

Having lived in S. Florida once upon a time, this was not that rare among the senior citizens. I remember one in particular at a Publix (grocery store) salad bar.

[WKUHilltopper]

“She is described as 6 feet tall with gray shoulder length hair, a blue jacket, and a pink purse.”

Anyone care to guess or is it obvious?

[Chickensoup]

MMom??!!

[PGR88]

500 feet?

How many burritos is that?

[moovova]

“‘Soiled’ commonly takes the reflexive object, as in “soiled herself.””

She DID soil it herself.

;-)

[Tired of Taxes]

There are many people out there doing disgusting things.

You really find out how disgusting people can be when you work in a store.

[sparklite2]

I scoffed at that at first. But six feet tall?
And isn’t a pink purse a little too ‘on the nose?’
Could be a dude, alright.

[shotgun]

That’s one hell of a “no break”...

[rrrod]

Correcto....this “woman” probably wondered away from Broward county somehow...

[albie]

500 feet of carpet!? She must feel much better and really light on her feet!!

[Slyfox]

Meanwhile on the West Coast:

[Calvin Locke]

... the incident happened ...

Exactly.

"S*** happens".

[Huskrrrr]

Happens on the streets of San Francisco all the time.

[Huskrrrr]

Beat me to it.

[tired&retired]

Notice they don’t mention race?