Posted on 03/16/2019 4:26:04 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A mystery pooper has turned Broadway into the Great Wipe Way, laying waste to audition rooms by using them as a personal potty and revolting thespians.
The stealthy stink bomber struck during tryouts for the Magic Mike musical at Pearl Studios at 500 Eighth Ave. on Feb. 26, and again on March 6 at the Ripley-Grier space down the block.
There was a lot of disbelief, said actress Eunice Bae of the first incident, when she saw a show rep slip on something on the floor.
She stopped and said, Oh, I just stepped in st. We all laughed thinking she was using the slang version of st to mean general mess, but then we all began to smell it.
Fellow auditioner Alle-Faye Monka said, The first theory was that someone carried it off the street on their shoes. But there is no way that was plausible given that it looked like, well, a fresh pile.
Theater insiders have plunged in with their own hunches about what might have prompted the dastardly deposits. Some suspect the poo-petrator wanted to dump on the Actors Equity Association.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Where was Mike Pence? The guy just has to be pissed about his treatment at the “Hamilton” performance. Maybe he don’t realize that a percentage of faggots are really into the faeces of other men.
Visitors from San Franshitsco?
Lucky guy... he apparently can do it on command. I need about an hour and a magazine or my tablet.
I suppose Florida would look pretty good after New Jersey, but I’ll probably stay in Arizona after I pull the plug in another year or two.
Oh, come on, man, I was being faecetious!
I live in the area of Orlando. It’s a land of horses and golf courses, where winter is the best time of the year. The heat and humidity of summer is gone, and temperature is mostly mild.
Not as bad as the University of Illinois Enema Man
This guy would go around at night, tie people up, and give the women enemas.
Many pleas went out in the media saying Enema Man had a problem and needed help. Really?
They just needed a cop with a flashlight to stop that. All he would have to was challenge people passing by and say “halt, who goes there? Friend or enema?
(Ducking)
CC
Liberals think this okay in front or near other peoples businesses. Why not the theater?
“He discovered that there was no place left in San Francisco for his contribution.”
To boldly go where no one had gone before.
HOLY CRAP!
DANG!
San Freaksicko refugee?
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