Posted on 03/15/2019 4:28:01 PM PDT by BenLurkin
May as well hit us...
If it hits Washington, will that finally end the Mueller “investigation?”
I’m not so sure.
It is embarrassing more people do not know that. It should be an international holiday. Celebrated. With large asteroids.
“...astronomers spotted it well in advance. The asteroid, detected earlier this month...”
Seeing as it is only March 15th, sounds like we would have to have a rocket and some guys standing by all the time to be able to get up and in position in time. Oh, and they say this was “well in advance”!
I’m guessing if they ever discovered one coming straight at earth with only 15 days notice they would just keep quiet.
Quick, get Bruce Willis on the phone!
An unusually big Hemorrhoid is going to pass earth next week? Wouldn’t be named “Hemorrhoid Pelosi” or “HAOC” by any chance?
#6. Re “We’re doomed”. However, it will save us 12 years of Occasionally Conscious Cortex and Beatoff O’Rourke telling us we have only 12 years to live.
Might be worth it to go out now. I think I’ll cancel all my magazine subscriptions. Will save a few bucks before the Apocalypse.
That's all good,but you can't take your savings with you anyway. 8>)
My dream home...minus the apocalypse stuff.
120 Feet-Wide Asteroid is Set to Pass Between the Earth and Moon
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