[Taxman]

I am also hoping that FB was hacked and destroyed!

Too bad Zuckerberg still has his $billion$!

[usconservative]

I have about 2,000 bots on AWS sending ping of death requests to fakebook’s content servers .... Lord i hope that’s the reason the bitches are down.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Dear Mark Zuckerberg

We have kidnapped Faceback and are holding it ransom for the amount of 10 Billion dollars. Do not get the police involved or you’ll never see it again.

Thank you.

PS, we are knocking 10,000 off of the ransom so that you can go out and buy a toupee, we are extremely bothered by the fact that your head looks like a male appendage.