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JACK: What took you so long?

JERRY: I live in New York. (slams the cab door) What the The cab drives away.

JACK: This thing is a, is a behemoth.

JERRY: What did you do?

JACK: I was, I was making a, a simple lane change. I, I put on the blinker and it took off on me. And the next thing you know, I was submerged. I'm telling you, Jerry, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me.

Jerry opens the door of the Cadillac and a torrent of muddy water containing a couple of catfish spills out over his feet.

JERRY: (exasperation) You are such an idiot. Well, we gotta get the car cleaned up for my parents.

JACK: (shrugging) Do whatever you want. It's your car.

JERRY: My car? You drove it into the swamp!

JACK: It drove itself into the swamp! Besides, I think I lost my pen, too.

JERRY: (smiling with pleasure) You know, that almost makes this all worthwhile.


5 posted on 03/10/2019 7:54:36 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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6 posted on 03/10/2019 7:55:37 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Don’t forget Jerry and the swimming pool.

He appeared to be a little freaked out.


37 posted on 03/10/2019 12:42:57 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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