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What You Did Not Miss At The Oscars
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| 02/25/2019
| Bruce Bawer
Posted on 02/25/2019 7:58:44 AM PST by SeekAndFind
Who watches the Academy Awards anymore? Movies are worse than ever. TV is better than ever. Who wants to go to a movie theater nowadays and worry about picking up bedbugs from the seats, having a rat scurry up your leg in the dark, or getting into a fracas with some psycho over the armrest? I havent seen any of the films nominated for an Oscar this year, and didnt even realize the Oscars were being televised last night until a couple of hours before the show came on.
But I watched it anyway. Not because I cared who won or lost, but because I was curious to gauge the extent to which the Hollywood establishment was still clinging to the whole identity-group thing. Answer: a lot. Almost every pair of award presenters consisted of a white person of one sex and a person of color of the other sex. Also, it was obvious that these egomaniacs had recovered entirely from the brief humiliation of the #metoo movement and had unashamedly resumed their sacred job of instructing us peons in how to think about race, sex, politics, etc.
Some highlights, in chronological order.
- One of the people doing Red Carpet interviews is a black gay guy no, not Jussie Smollett or Don Lemon in a royal blue velvet tux. Whoever he is, he flits around like Tinkerbell and refers to himself with female pronouns, making Jussie and Don look like Jussies two Nigerian bodybuilder buddies. All I can think is that ABC, perversely desirous of even lower ratings than its received in recent years, must be determined to drive away every last straight male viewer even before the actual show gets underway.
- The other Red Carpet hosts are all women. They constantly refer to this fact, just in case you havent noticed. The possibility of Glenn Close winning Best Actress after a four-decade-long acting career is described as a defining moment of the womens movement.
- Three minutes into the Oscars broadcast and theres already a standing ovation in this case, for the remaining members of Queen who opened the show with a couple of their hits. Their really, really old hits. (These people love giving one another standing ovations.)
- Its a nice surprise to see Amy Poehler and Tina Fey come out onstage after the Queen performance. Theyve been very funny when hosting the Golden Globes. But this time, meh. Accompanying them is fellow comic Maya Rudolph, who, seven minutes into the show, makes the first obligatory Trump reference. (Mexico is not paying for the wall. How original!) Before presenting the Best Supporting Actress award, Poehler offers another moment of feminist uplift: All women are supporting actresses, because women naturally support each other.
- Regina King, in an otherwise moving acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actress, acknowledges the other nominees as her sisters in art. Ouch.
- Accepting the Best Documentary Feature award, co-director Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi thanks National Geographic for hiring women and people of color. Is that really a new thing?
- Accepting the Costume Design award for Spike Lees Black Panther, Ruth E. Carter, a black woman, thanks the Academy for empowering African royalty and for acknowledging something or other having to do with females. Accepting the award for Production Design, also for Black Panther, Hannah Beachler speaks of her agency (and she doesnt mean William Morris) and self-worth and uses the term safe space.
- Lets just say I never thought Id hear somebody at the Oscars sing an incredibly horrible song about Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
- Javier Bardem, introducing the award for Best Foreign Language Film, speaks in Spanish, with subtitles. I dont remember this ever happening at the Oscars. Amazingly, in accepting the award for Roma, Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón doesnt mention Trumps wall. Good for him.
- To give credit where credit is due, Bette Midler turns in a lovely performance of a gasp pretty song (Where the Lost Things Go, from Mary Poppins Returns). How did a pretty song ever get nominated for an Oscar in 2019? Can you name, let alone hum, any tune thats been nominated for an Oscar in the last twenty years? (I still cant forget that in 1943, the Best Song winner was Youll Never Know, which beat out Happiness Is a Thing Called Joe, My Shining Hour, Youd Be So Nice to Come Home To, and That Old Black Magic.)
- Mahershala Ali wins his second Best Supporting Actor award in three years this time for playing pianist Don Shirley in Green Book, a movie about the Jim Crow era. Instead of making a political statement, however, which in this case would have been entirely defensible, he talks about the love and support he received from his late grandmother. Home run.
- Christopher Miller, one of the winners for Best Animated Feature (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse), says that when a kid sees a movie and says he looks like me, or he speaks Spanish like us, we feel like weve already won. Yeah, right. Can you say Hollywood phony?
- This is for the nerdy girls who hide behind your sketchbooks, says a female winner for a short film. I cant believe a film about menstruation just won an Oscar! exclaims another female winner for another short film, who goes on to thank the Academy for empowering women from around the world to fight for menstrual equality. Um, what?
- Some guy wearing a Mexican flag pin introduces a clip from Roma and, like Bardem, speaks at length in Spanish, though without subtitles. The other guy introducing the clip, who speaks heavily accented English, serves up a big, cheap applause line about how women and immigrants contribute to American society.
- Accepting the Adapted Screenplay award, Spike Lee rants about slavery, the genocide of native Americans, and the need to choose love over hate by removing Trump from the White House. Standing ovation.
- A standing ovation, too, for the performance of Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Shortly thereafter, Gaga, accepting the award for Best Song for Shallow along with her three (!) co-writers, says some fine words about perseverance. But the sweetest music to be heard on the whole show is the orchestral piece accompanying the ensuing In Memoriam segment.
- Another standing ovation, this one for the ever-execrable Barbra Streisand, who, introducing a clip from Spike Lees BlacKkKlansman, praises it for its truth, a commodity that, she instructs us, is especially precious these days. Gee, wonder what she means by that.
- Just in case we hadnt already figured out that this wasnt exactly a bipartisan affair, Congressman John Lewis (D-GA) comes out to introduce the clip from Green Book.
- Mexican director Guillermo del Toro presents the Best Director award to Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón, who notes that his film, Roma, recognizes the kind of oppressed people whose lives are especially important to ponder in times when we are being encouraged to look away. In short, another anti-Trump dig. Cancel out the thumbs-up at #9 above.
- Julia Roberts, presenting Best Picture, is still gorgeous. Boy, is she still gorgeous. Oh, and Green Book wins. An army of old white guys fills the stage. Make of that what you will.
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: academyawards; film; oscars
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To: SeekAndFind
Hellywood is nothing more than a pedophile and perversion enabling cesspool. The “Oscars” are nothing more than a showcase for these scum perverts.
To: SeekAndFind
But the sweetest music to be heard on the whole show is the orchestral piece accompanying the ensuing In Memoriam segment.
That's the only "don't miss" part.
It should be the whole show.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:03:37 AM PST
by
x
To: SeekAndFind
The writer thinks like me, he makes similar observations to mine. I think the very noticeable feature was the plain downright gawd awful acceptance “speeches”. Just terrible, proving actors have an inability to think, they clearly need someone writing a script for them to read to actually sound somewhat sensical.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:08:44 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: SeekAndFind
Did anyone watch the Oscars? I have not seen the estimated audience size published anywhere, but last year, it had been the most dismal yet, and the prospects did not seem to be improving.
5
posted on
02/25/2019 8:08:59 AM PST
by
alloysteel
(History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill)
To: SeekAndFind
Following below is what I personally care to know about the Oscars...
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:10:05 AM PST
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: SeekAndFind
The possibility of Glenn Close winning Best Actress after a four-decade-long acting career is described as a defining moment of the womens movement. Jessica Tandy was almost 81 when she won. Close is not even close.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:10:52 AM PST
by
econjack
To: SeekAndFind
You’re a true masochist:) OK I admit I watched, only because my wife likes to look at the gowns. Very predictable Hollywood self-congratulation and self-obsession, complete with condescension. “Look at us! We’re not racist! The nominees are ‘Black Panther, Black-this, Black-that’. I’m an immigrant. People are oppressed. We won’t say Trump, but in ‘these times’ things are worse that we can imagine (except for everyone who is benefitting from the roaring economy and unparalleled equality of opportunity under this administration, which doesn’t affect us, because we get rich either way). and we all must stay strong and cry and stay together as people around the world fighting oppression in America”.
The most celebrated movie was a Netflix foreign movie. That was my takeaway. The big studios realize they suck, but they still think they own the entertainment medium.
They probably wanted to make more of the fact that the movie was made in Mexico, but the best they could do was raise the plight of domestic workers (I wonder how highly paid the legions of nannies, gardeners and house cleaners are who work for the members of the audience).
Overall watching the members of Queen perform was the only real entertainment. Seeing the dearly departed is always touching and interesting.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:13:14 AM PST
by
scottinoc
To: SeekAndFind
It was on at my sister’s house, where I was visiting and playing Scrabble.
I noticed something that has not been mentioned. I may be wrong, but it was just a simple observation.
In years past (for decades!) the fashions at the Oscars showed ACRES of bare skin. Necklines cut to the navel, slashed skirts exposing thighs, the more outrageous, the better.
Last night, although the gowns were big and sculptural-looking, there was almost no cleavage exposed nor butt-cheeks sticking out, or anything that had to be held in place by spirit-gum. The ONLY one who discreetly showed a little neckline cleavage was Bette Midler, who is safely in her matronly years, and wore a dress that was cut well but looked like fabric from The Great Depression.
I remarked about this to my sister, and although she could not understand WHY, she admitted that I was right.
Now...whose sensibilities were being catered to by this sudden show of modesty? Feminists? Me-Too People? Moslems? Homosexuals? All of the above?
I am sure it wasn’t out of respect for those pesky Christians! LOL!
Just an observation of mine, a middle-aged, Christian woman who grew up making my own clothes.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:14:58 AM PST
by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
To: SeekAndFind
I never heard of Green Book until today.
BTW, the description makes it sound like it was more of a political event than a movie event.
To: SeekAndFind
FWIIW, it seems the show was less political than last year. I didn’t see it (I never do) but I have been browsing reviews.
Am I wrong?
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:15:58 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: SeekAndFind
When I was younger, I would occasionally watch the Oscars. Celebrity star-struck and all that.
But over the years, I realized they were like the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
Liberals congratulating liberals. Liberals honoring liberals. Liberals clapping for liberals. Liberals everywhere. No conservatives allowed.
I haven't watched the Oscars in over 3 decades now. From this article, I can see I haven't missed a thing.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:19:50 AM PST
by
HotHunt
(Reagan was good but TRUMP IS GREAT!)
To: cuban leaf
>>BTW, the description makes it sound like it was more of a political event than a movie event.
<<
I am going to write a movie about a family gay black trannies from Honduras trying to illegally break into the USA.
I will have my Hispanic wife be on the script and get a female gay black director.
It will sweep the Oscars.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:24:47 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: scottinoc
The most celebrated movie was a Netflix foreign movie. That was my takeaway. The big studios realize they suck, but they still think they own the entertainment medium.When amazon prime (The marvelous mrs Maisel as one example) has better entertainment than the broadcast networks and Hollywood, they must be in a panic.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:26:06 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: SeekAndFind
Julia Roberts, presenting Best Picture, is still gorgeous.
In the same way Seabiscuit was a gorgeous horse, of course.
To: SoCal Pubbie
Julia Roberts, presenting Best Picture, is still gorgeous. In the same way Seabiscuit was a gorgeous horse, of course. Or that nice bass that you caught in the lake
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:28:25 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: cuban leaf
I think considering Green Book, then I learned of the gay angle in it.
Even though when I looked up the bio of the real life piano player there was no mention of his sexuality.
Seems to me it’s something that could have been easily left out of the movie.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:29:46 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: SoCal Pubbie
lol..just saw a clip of her presenting. Time has caught her, as it does all of us.
To: SeekAndFind
Getting an award for best actor is like getting an award for best liar.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:31:48 AM PST
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
To: Vaduz
Jussie should have won “Best Actor”.
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posted on
02/25/2019 8:32:15 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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