[Larry Lucido]

You Can't Order Change

Of course you can't order change. What would you pay with? Hot dogs? That's backwards.

I went to a Buddhist Learjet maker and said "Make me one with everything." He said "That will be $19 million." I gave him a $20 million bill and he said thanks. I said "Where's my change?" He said "Change must come from within."

I looked inside and there was a million in change.

[blueunicorn6]

Oh no.

You’re probably a Zen Master, aren’t you?

I tried to do that medication once. You know, where you sit cross legged and hum Stairway To Heaven, but I fell asleep.