So THAT’S the reason.....er..I mean uh, ..Interesting article.
“Um - a what?”
“A dicky do stomach. It sticks out farther than my dicky do!”
(I didn't read the article - but that was what came to my mind. It isn't smaller - it just appears that way.”
Hey - maybe I could make millions printing up men's underwear with an adaptation of that disclaimer they put on car mirrors. “Caution, objects may appear smaller than they actually are”