"So far, sir we don't have a thing!"
I haven’t followed this case too closely, but yeah - one could make a pretty good Columbo dialogue out of it.
“So the two were wearing MAGA hats sit?”
“Yes.”
“And um (rustling papers as he searches his note), and this happened, um...”
“I told you - at 2 am.”
“Oh right, here it is, 2am, Chicago.”
“I’ve gone all over this before with the police.”
“Yes, so sorry sir. Just want to get things right so we can catch these fellows. One thing I don’t understand though. What were two guys in MAGA hats doing in Chicago at 2 am? That just doesn’t make any sense.”
“How should I know - maybe there was a Republican event that had happened, they went out for drinks afterwards, and were heading back to their hotel.”
“Oh - you’re right sir - I didn’t think of that. Well, I’ll have them look into that. That should narrow things down quite a bit - good idea sir. Well that’s it, I’ll keep you posted on what we find about these two men.”
(Leaving through the door, then turns) “Oh, I almost forgot - one more thing.....”
Does anyone here actually believe this race baiting liar?
Not even the worst white supremacists walk around with a noose saying the kind of thing this liar said happened and for sure they wouldn’t leave the rope as evidence. They watch CSI too.
This smollett character needs to go to prison for the full term of anyone doing the crimes he said happened.
The hats actually read “MAKE MY SPHINCTER GREAT AGAIN”
Last week it was the top story on all of the Chicago TV Stations - this week not a word.