[thefactor]

A distinguished Army General was at a cocktail party when he was approached by an attractive upper-class woman. She asked, "I don't mean to be crude, General, but when was the last time you were with a woman?"

"Ma'am, the last time I was with a woman was 1945" the General replied.

"That is unacceptable! Come with me!"

After the deed was done, she asked the General, "I bet that felt good after having been so long."

"Yes ma'am, but we really should get back to the party. It's already 2015."

[G Larry]

Man, am I slow.....had to read it twice and I’m a vet.

[redinIllinois]

Ha!!

Time flies, right :)