[a little elbow grease]

Used to use a lot of this:

It's dehydrated sewer sludge yet it still had a "fragrance" when it got moist. But it's a great fertilizer for the lawn and nitrogen loving plants.

[Ciaphas Cain]

I grew up on a dairy farm. We made our own “organic fertilizer”. Hey it was recycled grass too: perfect solution for the environazis!

[EC Washington]

Milorganite is still the best lawn fertilizer - the only stuff I use.