Take it easy I’m a senior citizen. As such I have endured an attack by an old boar hog (grandad said stay away from the fence, I didn’t listen) almost drug me through a fence. My uncle hit him with a 2x4 and gramps beat my azz. Had a steer almost push a gate panel over me and a horse that bit me through my sweat shirt and nearly drew blood. I like animals but mess with the bull just watch the horns.
I’m a senior citizen too of the female persuasion...72 this coming August. You’ve been through a lot. Can’t say I’ve had the exact same experience, but did wrestle with convicted felons, so you might as well say I had run-ins with animals too! None ever bit me though or threw piss at me. Got punched in the jaw once, and had a glass jar (back when they still allowed glass containers) tossed through cell bars at me, that caused some slight cuts. Glad my face was turned away at the time. The only animals I like these days are kitties.