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Do NOT put parsley or other vegetables in your vagina, doctors warn after 'irresponsible' article...
Mailonline ^ | 18 January 2019 | Vanessa Chalmers

Posted on 01/19/2019 7:11:58 PM PST by BenLurkin

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To: BenLurkin

LOL at the title.


21 posted on 01/19/2019 7:27:58 PM PST by EdnaMode
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To: petitfour

22 posted on 01/19/2019 7:28:21 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
I say they should go ahead and do it..it might be their only chance to actually feel like they are getting laid

LOL. I am looking for a 10 foot pole, for not touching things with. 😁

23 posted on 01/19/2019 7:31:20 PM PST by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD.... And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: BenLurkin; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
No parsley? What if you're already covered in butter, oregano and parmesan?


24 posted on 01/19/2019 7:31:31 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: BenLurkin

What about arugula?


25 posted on 01/19/2019 7:33:01 PM PST by yesthatjallen
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To: Fido969; ExTexasRedhead

The last quote has me speechless.”

“A few things?” That’s the part that left me speechless.


26 posted on 01/19/2019 7:37:42 PM PST by vette6387 (WQew)
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To: yesthatjallen
No, Arugula Guy........thinks girl parts are yucky
27 posted on 01/19/2019 7:38:58 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

28 posted on 01/19/2019 7:39:59 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: vette6387

Maybe too much info, but tampons has got to be one of them.


29 posted on 01/19/2019 7:40:53 PM PST by Conserv
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To: petitfour

“What about special Cuban tobacky?”

You need to ask Slick Willie about that! I understand he “came up with The Lewinsky Female Humidor!”


30 posted on 01/19/2019 7:43:13 PM PST by vette6387 (WQew)
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To: BenLurkin; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ..
Thanks BenLurkin. Y'know, if I posted any of the jokes that I have in mind right now, I'm pretty sure I'd be grounded for life, and not just on FR.

31 posted on 01/19/2019 7:43:57 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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To: BenLurkin

Just how do you “kick start’ a vagina?


32 posted on 01/19/2019 7:44:23 PM PST by vette6387 (WQew)
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To: Conserv

So by writing this article they just told a few million women on how to do it. Intelligent.


33 posted on 01/19/2019 7:46:00 PM PST by oldasrocks
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To: BenLurkin

LOL, the perfect response!


34 posted on 01/19/2019 7:47:35 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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...an emmenagogue...
eminemagogue

35 posted on 01/19/2019 7:48:01 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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To: BenLurkin

What about sage, rosemary or thyme?


36 posted on 01/19/2019 7:48:19 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

>>>There are only a few things that should go in your vagina and vegetables generally aren’t one of them<<<

The question remains, Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?


37 posted on 01/19/2019 7:48:26 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Oh come on, do tell.
At least mail them to me:)


38 posted on 01/19/2019 7:48:47 PM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: vette6387

Once it’s running, how do you ride a menstral cycle?


39 posted on 01/19/2019 7:49:51 PM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: BenLurkin

What acts an emmenagogue AND belts out dozens of 50s/60s hit songs?

A: Vulvis Parsley


40 posted on 01/19/2019 7:52:50 PM PST by mikrofon (New Year 2019 BUMP)
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