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Moose wanders into Alaska hospital for a 'morning snack'
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| By Lucia I. Suarez Sang
Posted on 01/08/2019 10:53:42 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
A Møøse once bit my sister...No realli!
To: Red Badger
A morning snack?
So glad my sister was not there.
To: Red Badger
A moose once bit my sister.
Fortunately she was already in an Alaskan hospital at the time.
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posted on
01/08/2019 10:55:47 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Red Badger
moose poking around some greenery FAKE News, the moose was looking for cheese, perhaps green cheese.
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posted on
01/08/2019 10:56:27 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/08/2019 10:56:49 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
To: Red Badger
Not just for a Morning Snack. An Anytime Snack.
To: Constitution Day
Stop that.
Its just silly.
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posted on
01/08/2019 10:58:17 AM PST
by
Delta 21
To: Constitution Day
Two bull moose were standing on a ridge looking down at the farm in the valley.
First moose says to the second one,”Man I’m freezing up here.I think I’ll go down to the barn and slip into a nice warm jersey.”
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:00:56 AM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: Red Badger
Did the moose enter the hospital with a squirrel?
To: Delta 21
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst ordfink”...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:02:53 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
To: Red Badger
Moose wandered into a hospital? How is that news? As I recall - Moose used to work for the University of Chicago Hospitals.
She continued to hold the University of Chicago Hospitals position during the primary campaign of 2008, but cut back to part-time in order to spend time with her daughters as well as work for her husband's election.[80] She subsequently took a leave of absence from her job.[81]
wiki...
To: Constitution Day
A once shot a møøse in my pajamas... how it got in my pajam...
Oh wait, t’was another meme.
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:08:05 AM PST
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:08:49 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
To: Red Badger
Video footage captured Monday by a worker at Alaska Regional Hospital in Anchorage shows the moose poking around some greenery...
Actually, he was looking for a SHRUBBERY!
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:11:18 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
To: Red Badger
... and the receptionist asks: Why the long face?
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:11:41 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Farmer Dean
Or another version of that old joke: “I’ll walk down and slip into all the Jerseys”.
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:17:40 AM PST
by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: Magnum44
The middle photo is a Caribou. Not as tasty as moose meat, but still pretty good.
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:22:00 AM PST
by
dainbramaged
(If you want a friend, rescue a pit bull.)
To: Farmer Dean
“...a nice warm jersey”
:) :) :)
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:24:35 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
01/08/2019 11:28:04 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Marxism: Trendy theory, wrong species)
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