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An Astronaut Accidentally Called 911 From Space
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| 01.03.2019 :: 3:40PM EST
| By Stephanie Valera
Posted on 01/03/2019 3:44:38 PM PST by BenLurkin
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"What's my emergency? Somebody drilled a hole in the wall!"
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:44:38 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:45:51 PM PST
by
Brilliant
To: BenLurkin
“Look Kuipers, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over....just don’t call 911 OK?”
To: BenLurkin
Send an officer to that location.
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:49:40 PM PST
by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: BenLurkin
I would have called out for pizza and beer... :)
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:49:46 PM PST
by
W.
(I'm tired of cleaning up after autokorrect. Wish it would die!)
To: BenLurkin
The next day I received an email message: did you call 911?
Kuipers joked that he felt let down that nobody had arrived in response to his call. I was a little disappointed that they had not come up, he said.
Priceless.
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:50:15 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: BenLurkin
They run out of chicken nuggets?
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:51:04 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: BenLurkin
The have phone service on board the space station and he misdialed.
How is this a news story?
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:54:10 PM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Democracy dies when Democrats decide only elections they win are valid.)
To: BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/03/2019 3:55:21 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP!)
To: Beowulf9
Kuipers joked that he felt let down that nobody had arrived in response to his call. I was a little disappointed that they had not come up, he said.
Priceless. A real Keeper. He obviously has an American sense of humor under his belt.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:00:30 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: BenLurkin
When seconds count, the police are only light years away.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:06:20 PM PST
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: noiseman
Just realized I committed the Kessel Run error.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:09:35 PM PST
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: noiseman
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:12:42 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true; I have no proof .... but they're true.)
To: BenLurkin
“I saw someone suspicious at the door”.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:16:09 PM PST
by
Redcitizen
(I don't always lurk, but when I do, Freerepublic.)
To: Redcitizen
I saw someone suspicious at the door. This thread is comedy gold. Ive been laughing myself to tears ever since Somebody drilled a hole in the wall! More proof of the unparalleled Freeper wit.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:25:19 PM PST
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)
To: Brilliant
Sounds like something Howard Wolowitz would do.
To: BenLurkin
The spacecraft said it wouldnt let me in. It thought I was Dave.
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:27:44 PM PST
by
jdsteel
(Americans are Dreamers too!!!)
To: jdsteel
The spacecraft said it wouldnt let me in. It thought I was Dave.
Dave's not here, man ...
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:33:50 PM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
To: BenLurkin
911 - what’s your emergency?
No emergency, I’m just orbiting the Earth and wanted to phone home
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posted on
01/03/2019 4:35:27 PM PST
by
blueplum
( "...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017)
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