[Theoria]

You can track his 'journey' here.

[BobL]

It would help if he simply went WEST, instead of zig-zagging all over the place.

[ClearCase_guy]

He will eventually emerge with enhanced notes of oak and excellent polymerization of his tannin molecules.

[blueunicorn6]

His family came to see him off.

Waved at him for three days.

They all got Carpal Barrel Syndrome.

[blueunicorn6]

For the rest of his days he’ll be known as,

The Floater.

[Flick Lives]

The capsule has been built to resist waves and potential attacks by orca whales.

Wait? Orcas? Why would orcas attack this plywood barrel? It doesn't look anything like a seal. Unless Orcas don't like florescent orange.

[umgud]

I guess it’s his turn in the barrel.

[blueunicorn6]

“What precautions have you taken to prepare yourself for attacks from Killer Whales?”

“Ummmmm.....I put on two coats of varnish.”

[blueunicorn6]

Maybe he’s gonna try to draft an 18 Wheeler.

[blueunicorn6]

Changing the lyrics from

“We all live in a yellow submarine”

To

“This guy lives in an orange bobber”

[golux]

Three Wise Men of Chelm
Went to Sea in a barrel
Had the barrel been stronger
My story would be longer.

[Rummyfan]

That’s not your run-of-the-mill barrel!

[fieldmarshaldj]

*ping*

[dowcaet]

When I’m 71 I’ll find other ways to keep myself occupied instead of floating in an orange “dumpster” across the Atlantic for three months.

[Hatteras]

Jean-Jacques Savin

...aka Bob.

[DAC21]

As I suspected, it is the Titanic’s of barrels. Total luxury until it isn’t.

[central_va]

If he makes it to Niagara Falls he is set.

[IamConservative]

Instead fish in a barrel, we have a frog in the barrel.

[Openurmind]

This is cool! thanks!