[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Just a picture and a certificate of authenticity should suffice.

Haha! Like the one I got for my then fiancé so many years ago...

[Larry Lucido]

Remember Carter and Van Peel? (Not to be confused with Cartier, or Van Cleef and Arpels - they were just imitators). Yes, sir, Carter and Van Peel would sell you their precision watches, gems and smelly perfumes with some certificate or other for the low, low price of something or other plus shipping and handling if you acted now! Danged if I didn’t miss out.

[golux]

Lucky gal! I renamed a red dwarf after my girlfriend and both of them were furious.