Posted on 12/18/2018 2:34:17 PM PST by Simon Green
One of the main attractions of Disney’s Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge is the interactive Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run ride, pictured here.
The “galaxy” is coming to Southern California and Orlando, Florida, in 2019.
It’s not quite so far, far away anymore.
Star Wars Land — officially known as Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge — is coming to Disneyland in summer 2019 and Walt Disney World in fall 2019.
Here’s the scoop on how Disney theme parks do “Star Wars” from a MickeyVisit.com expert. A new planet
Walt Disney Imagineering, the group behind the designs of the Disney theme parks, has created a new planet for this experience in conjunction with the Lucasfilm Story Group. The new planet, Batuu, is a remote planet in the Outer Rim Territories.
The planet itself is not a part of the movies but it has existed for thousands of years in the Star Wars storyline. This planet is said to be a rough-and-tumble place featuring an outer frontier trading post that’s home to the likes of smugglers and rogue traders. Guests can expect to see some familiar characters such as BB-8 and Chewbacca, too.
Disney has committed to making this a completely immersive experience that will allow guests to feel like they’re actually living on the planet of Batuu. You won’t see Coca-Cola products or shirts that say Star Wars: Everything is planned to be authentic to the Star Wars storyline.
Two new attractions
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge will boast two new attractions: Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run
An interactive Millennium Falcon ride called Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run will allow aspiring pilots to test their skills by maneuvering Han Solo’s beloved ship through battle.
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I’ll go.
one can only imagine what social engineering surprise awaits us in this one? could it be another black guy and white girl who fall in love and cry when separating 12 hours later?? A new Gay Jedi?? Transgender Aliens?? cant wait!!
Pando Calrisian who has sex with anything, including toasters will be there to "greet you", as will "crazy Uncle Luke" who drinks blue milk right from the udder and wants to murder his nephew in his sleep... oh joy!
The "equal rights for droids" robot will be ranting and yelling through a megaphone while holding protest signs.
Castrated Han SYOLO, Poe Dameron and Fin will waddle around on leashes held by Token Diversity Rose Tico and Vice Admiral Purple Hair Holdo, while "Mary Jane Rey" and "Mary Popins/Superman princess Leia" will take center stage and use "the farce" to magically do everything, without ever having learned anything, and fly in space.
Experience it all, for the price of mere thousands of dollars a day... Ah, thanks but no thanks.
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Another dull feminist sermon.
They are ‘’fricking’’ morons if they dont have a FastPass built into this new attraction
But remember, its not for the customers - while YOU spend time in a line you cannot be buying all the crap they sell
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