[DUMBGRUNT]

The last casualty of the naked-mole rat wars was discovered dead in the chambers on Monday morning, just before the babies were seen

Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick!

[Leaning Right]

> Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick! <

Funny you should mention that. Because a couple of years ago, I wrote Hasbro a letter and suggested a new character named “Hillary”, and a new location, a park.

Hillary in the Park with the Revolver!

I never did hear back from them. Maybe my letter got lost in the mail.