[ExpatCanuck]

30 years ago, my wife’s father caught us having sex. He said I would have to marry her or go to jail for 20 years. I married her. 20 years later my wife found me huddled in a fetal position, weeping in the basement. She said ‘What’s wrong?’. I said, ‘I would have gotten out today.’

Just kidding darling.

[sodpoodle]

It appears that you have a great marriage;)

We have insurance for autos, homes, medical etc., perhaps it’s time to design ‘Marriage Insurance’. Underwriting/premiums would be based on age, length of engagement, pre-marital sex, unplanned pregnancy, work history, parental approval, other marriages/partnerships, sexual preference and of course divorce lawyers fees.

[Vendome]

LOL!!!

[USS Alaska]

Just kidding darling.

You better hope Mrs. Canuck doesn't read your "yoke" or you'll be an ex____, ex___,ex____ and you can fill in the blanks.

Just kidding Canuck.

[DUMBGRUNT]

If I’d Shot Her When I Met Her (I’d Be Out of Jail By Now)

https://www.amazon.com/Shot-Her-When-Met-Jail/dp/B0012ACFUU

[Dawgreg]

LOL