[choctaw man]

How else he gonna get he stuff?

[slumber1]

I guess he needed a new pair of shoes to wear to the new job

[DannyTN]

Sounds like a democrat congressman to me.

Promise to be a great employee, then steal from your employers.

[rdl6989]

Well I’m sure that will help your odds of getting the job.

[Trump_the_Evil_Left]

aawww, it’s all for his mama, you know......

[V_TWIN]

“reedlove told investigators he was going to give the shoes to his mother.”

A nice sentiment....illeagal nontheless.

[Huskrrrr]

I guess he figured that employees get free stuff.

[libertylover]

Surprised me.

[Snickering Hound]

[\/\/ayne]

Will his mother get the job now?

[Buckeye McFrog]

A few years ago we had a guy put in a job application at a local restaurant, only to return a few hours later and stage an armed robbery of the place.

Needless to say, he wasn’t hard to track down.

[lee martell]

Now the whole town knows that he’s a petty thief and that he’s dumb as a rock with no sense of gratitude.
“We consent to give you an interview, shake your hand, and you try to rip us off on the same day? Not nice, Bro. not nice at all!”

[scottinoc]

Tarnishes the sterling reputation of the “Florida man”

[al_c]

Florida Man ... is there anything he won't do?

[Songcraft]

Pre-employee discount?   (He was trying the old "five-finger discount".)

[backwoods-engineer]

He Dindu Nuffin.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Someone has to do something about this full employment situation.

[iowamark]

[Yo-Yo]

But did he get the job?

[Deplorable American1776]

If you are applying for a job, you should NOT steal from the business. 99.99% of the time you would NOT the job.