Waiter: So you can’t pay for your food?
Michael: Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.
Waiter: You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.
Michael: Well the number three is not such a giant feast.
The full exchange, for those interested...
Michael: Oh, boy. That was yummy. Thank you so much. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind if I run out and get it?
Waiter: No problem.
Michael: Okay. I’ll be right back. [goes to leave but walks back]. Okay. You know what? I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I don’t have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can’t do that to you fine people.
Waiter: So you can’t pay for your food?
Michael: Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.
Waiter: You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much.
Michael: Well the number three is not such a giant feast.
Waiter: [calling to the back] Mr. Chu!
Micahel: Okay, all right. You know what?
Waiter: You were trying to steal food from us?
Michael: I am not. I just have had a bad day. And I... okay. I’ll be back later with the money. I’m just gonna leave right now.
Waiter: You can’t. We’ll stop you.
Michael: Well, I think I can get through the door.