[haffast]

"""Sorry about the gigantimous size. Learning curve is a boomerang suicide."""

No worries, you're almost there.

<*img src="https://i.postimg.cc/25szBwhs/image.jpg" width="400"><*/img>

Note the "width" tag. Remove the astericks and get this:

<*img src="https://i.postimg.cc/25szBwhs/image.jpg" width="300"><*/img>

Note the "width" tag change. Remove the asterisks and get this:

Now let's control the height by adding the height tag:

<*img src="https://i.postimg.cc/25szBwhs/image.jpg" width="600" height="200"><*/img>

Remove the asterisks and get this:

Get comfortable with sizing then we can talk about aspect ratio, initial picture quality and size, etc. For now this is enough.

[TheTexasMom]

Thanks so much.

That helps.

Better memes in the morrow.

Bed for this mom now.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I have found, being a home trained “chef” that I don’t want to re-invent the wheel. If someone else has taken the effort to make and market the item I want, why should I take the time to make it from scratch.

I use pre-mixed rubs (Tony Chachere) and “base” items like...Campbell’s Cream of XXXX soups.

I gotz asthma....ain’t nobody got time for that!

(See, the punchline is all it takes.)

My point? Use search engines to find a meme you want before you create it. There is a high probability that it has already been made.