[bagster]

I think Brennen would have to have a brain and a heart transplant to flip.

I could while away the hours
Touchin' Clapper in the showers,
Consulting with the Hils;
And the Trumps I'd be a watchin'
While my treason's busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

Bagster

[JockoManning]

You trying to out-do yourself?

I could while away the hours
Touchin' Clapper in the showers,
Consulting with the Hils;
And the Trumps I'd be a watchin'
While my treason's busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

[PrairieLady2]

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

You did a good job rewording that song.