I’m trying to come up with an Italian joke: a liberal mayor proclaims that Columbus Day will observed as `indigenous peoples’ day’. Vito, Dominic, & Luigi march into his office.
What happens next?
;^)
The best Italian joke was in Everybody Loves Raymond.
“Robert, we are Italians! Wack for us means something else!”
That’s when Robert acted like he is black, so that his black co-policemen would like him and used the word “wack” s lot.
That was hilarious.
A Liberal mayor proclaims that Columbus Day will be observed as 'indigenous peoples day'.
Vito, Dominic, & Luigi march into his office.
Vito looks at Dominic and Luigi...all wearing nice suits and ties...and then at the Mayor and says, "Indigenous People's Day? We ain't "indigenous". We make a good living! We gots lots of money. Dominic here is my family's top earner! Best youze watch your language Mr. Mayor and leave Columbus Day alone...if you take my meaning."