Got a shoe thrown at me by a mean ‘ol man.......I get my dinner from a garbage caaaaaan...
Sometimes the cat gets dinner straight off the barbie
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/oct/28/sohum-man-smacks-his-son-head-rifle-after-dang-ol/
SoHum Man Whops His Son on the Head With a Rifle After the Dang Ol Cat Steals Supper Off the Barbecue,