Reminds me of a note I once saw in a restroom where someone had written on a piece of paper, “If toilet is running, wiggle handel”.
Someone else wrote under that, “If I wiggle handel will he wiggle Bach?”.
Saw this in a University bathroom in the Music building.
"Don't use this toilet. It is baroque."
Also saw, "Why did Bach have so many children? Because he was always using his organ."