I was playing a course in Kenya for the first time, and on a long downhill Par 4 my caddie, Godfreid, hands me a 5 iron on the tee. I told him that it looked wide open, so I wanted to hit the driver.
Godfreid pointed to the woods on the left and said “Mamba”, and the water on the right and said “Crocodile”.
I hit the 5 iron... On in 2.