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Reported dead body turns out to be discarded life-size sex doll
LEO Affairs ^
| September 28, 2018
| Cliff Pinckard
Posted on 09/28/2018 9:21:47 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
COLERAIN TOWNSHIP, Ohio — Authorities found a body in a nature preserve Thursday in southwest Ohio, but it was an investigation they were able to close quickly.
That’s because the “body” was a life-size sex doll in a garbage bag.
Hamilton County engineers were in Richardson Forest Preserve when they spotted from a distance what they thought was a body, the Dayton Daily New reports.
According to WCPO Channel 9, the doll had been abandoned on a hillside and investigators initially had trouble getting to the site.
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TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ohio
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To: Ciaphas Cain
I hope nobody tried to give it mouth-to-mouth...
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:24:15 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:24:51 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: Ciaphas Cain
Senate demo rats immediately demanded that the FBI investigate Judge Kavanaugh for this heinous crime.
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:24:53 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(I have already previewed this composition.)
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:25:24 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: Ciaphas Cain
Coroner ruled that the cause of death was screwicide
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:25:58 PM PDT
by
Oscar in Batangas
(12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
To: Ciaphas Cain
DNA should be able to get it back to its original owner, if he was enrolled.
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:26:27 PM PDT
by
Salvavida
To: Ciaphas Cain
Oh crap, so that’s where Laz left it.
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:27:39 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man.)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Did Christine Ford have anything to do with it? Probly should bag it for evidence.
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:28:00 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(.....been here this long you actually expect me to read the article....)
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To: Oscar in Batangas
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:29:00 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: Ciaphas Cain
Four police cars and EMS on the scene?
That’s some outstanding police work to determine that a sex doll is not a dead human.
To: Ciaphas Cain
“Hamilton County engineers....”
I hope these guys don’t build important stuff.
Although being engineers, they may not have ever seen a real naked female body before, so....
(Hey - I’m an engineer, so its okay!)
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:30:48 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:30:58 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
Great song on their best album.
To: Mears
Reported by “Alex Suckow”. What an unfortunate last name for a story like that.
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:35:13 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:37:13 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(#meToo Things have gotten so bad that Caitlyn Jenner has memories of Bruce touching her.)
To: Ciaphas Cain
Paging Inspector Montalbono...
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posted on
09/28/2018 9:44:12 PM PDT
by
castlebrew
(Gun Control means hitting where you're aiming!))
To: Ciaphas Cain
I can tell you why it was discarded...
it was not being fresh.
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posted on
09/28/2018 10:10:42 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: Olog-hai
At least his name was not Ben Dover.
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