Nooooo!!!!111 Think of the poor exploited cows!1!!1 You need to pick news that is more sensitive towards dieters, people with lactose intolerance, and vegans. What about a nice piece on organic, sustainably grown kale on a compostable, responsibly sourced stick sold by hard-working immigrants paid a living wage?
Whatever you do, don't say anything encouraging about the U.S. economy.