I get it, I really do.
My post was satire, cynical, deep, sarcastic satire.
I have friends with pit bulls. Im never comfortable around their dogs, especially as Ive visited with MY dog - a german shepherd. Those dogs go NUTZ.
Plus my direct experience working ER and urgent care. The absolute worst dog bite injuries Ive ever seen are from pits. Those things JUST dont let go until prey is down and/or dead.
Those friends I mentioned? The comments I made are typical of what they say about their deep cover canine terrorists just waiting for the right signal to attack.