[Harmless Teddy Bear]

1. Look both ways before crossing the street.

2. Feed the pets and make sure they have fresh water.

3. Don't stand behind the horse.

4. Remember to put out the trash.

5. Learn that red meat is not bad for you but green fuzzy meat is.

6. Take a walk daily.

7. Be thankful you are alive.

There you go.

[DUMBGRUNT]

5. Learn that red meat is not bad for you but green fuzzy meat is.

And that is exactly why the French invented many fine sauces.

Before modern refrigeration.