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Oh Cicadas, you're breaking my heart. You're killing the trees and you're noisy.

Oh Cicadas, I'm begging you please. Get off of ours trees and go home. Go on home.

1 posted on 07/11/2018 6:20:18 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Tree Crabs....


2 posted on 07/11/2018 6:22:07 PM PDT by GraceG ("WWG1WGA")
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To: EdnaMode

It’s Cal Worthington and his dog, spot. Buy a car from him and he’ll eat a bug.<


3 posted on 07/11/2018 6:24:09 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: EdnaMode

Dry them and send them to N. Korea.


7 posted on 07/11/2018 6:27:57 PM PDT by madison10 (Pray for Brett Kavanaugh and President Trump)
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To: EdnaMode

Eatin bugs in the afternoon with cicadas up in my bedroom?


8 posted on 07/11/2018 6:28:02 PM PDT by LYDIAONTARIO
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To: EdnaMode

What, no recipes?


9 posted on 07/11/2018 6:29:25 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Experience trumps brilliance.)
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Stop torturing dogs for meat. And boiling cats alive.

Let them eat bugs. Go China. There’s your protein!!!


11 posted on 07/11/2018 6:45:57 PM PDT by MarMema (John James for US Senate. Dump Debbie!! Let's Fly Michigan.)
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To: EdnaMode

I thought the adage was “eat a beaver, save a tree”.

But maybe that was something else.


13 posted on 07/11/2018 6:58:46 PM PDT by Pelham (California, Mexico's socialist colony)
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To: EdnaMode
We could export a few of these bad boys.

We have a lot of them around here. Several hanging out in my backyard right now.


17 posted on 07/11/2018 7:05:12 PM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: EdnaMode

I mean if they could just grind them up, season them, make patties, or fillings for noodle pouches or dumplings...


19 posted on 07/11/2018 7:06:56 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: EdnaMode
My brother-in-law from California came for a visit to Texas. He got out of the car and got this puzzled look on his face as he heard the cicadas and said:

"That sounds like maracas."


26 posted on 07/11/2018 7:44:57 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: EdnaMode

We should invite the Chinese to eat our “bugs”, Democrats. They’d never have any hunger again. Diarrhea maybe, but not hunger.


29 posted on 07/11/2018 10:50:16 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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