[LostInBayport]

The left hates straws because straws make it easier for you to drink something, and therefore adds convenience to your life.

You are an American, and the left feels that you do not deserve convenience because of imperialism, racism, colonization, sexism, heteronormatism, LGBTXYZism, ism-ism and more.

So annoying you is restorative social justice. Or some such bull$#!^.

[dfwgator]

The left hates straws because straws make it easier for you to drink something

Or in the case of many on the Left, to snort something.

[Electric Graffiti]

“So annoying you is restorative social justice”

Spot on and well said.