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A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered
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| July 3, 2018
| Mike Wehner
Posted on 07/04/2018 9:26:44 AM PDT by TaxPayer2000
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To: TaxPayer2000
pervert
To: TaxPayer2000
Said one gay due to another.
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:27:57 AM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:28:20 AM PDT
by
Sasparilla
( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
To: Bryanw92
Said one gay dude to another.
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:28:45 AM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
To: TaxPayer2000
I think the writer may want to change the title to this story. LOL
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:29:49 AM PDT
by
dowcaet
To: Sasparilla; All
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:32:20 AM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: dowcaet
Doctor said, “Let me check your anus.” After he was done, the nurse came in and said, “Who was that guy?”
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:32:43 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: TaxPayer2000
“Something absolutely huge slammed into Uranus when it was still young.”
Seriously, this was part of a sentence in the article, and wouldn’t you know it the last name of the author is Wehner. This is a joke, right?
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:33:12 AM PDT
by
dowcaet
To: TaxPayer2000
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:36:27 AM PDT
by
kanawa
(Trump Loves a Great Deal)
To: laweeks
Doctor said, Let me check your anus. After he was done, the nurse came in and said, Who was that guy?
= = =
Bessie’s Boil
Robert Service
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:38:59 AM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(You know that I am full of /S)
To: dowcaet
It’s always when they are young, isn’t it?
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:42:42 AM PDT
by
fhayek
To: TaxPayer2000
...Something absolutely huge slammed into Uranus when it was still young, causing it to tilt dramatically and spin on its side. The impact would have to have been a glancing blow...
Some great double entendres in this story.
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:47:08 AM PDT
by
Sasparilla
( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
To: TaxPayer2000
Earth’s axis is off by 23° too. Wonder what put the boot up Ouranus?
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:50:36 AM PDT
by
katana
To: TaxPayer2000
the massive object was an asteroid named Phallus.
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:52:21 AM PDT
by
VAFreedom
(maybe i should take a nap before work)
To: TaxPayer2000
Shouldn't the planet continue rotating from the (said) collision?
So that the axis would continue to move, causing the planet to rotate in two directions and move from being "right-side-up" to "upside-down" and back?
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:52:56 AM PDT
by
jeffc
(The U.S. media are our enemy)
To: Scrambler Bob
Did he check you with both hands on your shoulders?
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posted on
07/04/2018 9:55:56 AM PDT
by
IC Ken
(Stop making stupid people famous)
To: jeffc
It took 16 replies, but yours was the first serious one.
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posted on
07/04/2018 10:01:55 AM PDT
by
Artemis Webb
(Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
To: Sasparilla
Threads like this seems to attract all the 7 year olds in the audience with their worn out butt jokes. Mention science in some venues and it quickly evolves to grade school potty humor quips..Seems a bit odd.☺
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posted on
07/04/2018 10:06:39 AM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: TaxPayer2000
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posted on
07/04/2018 10:10:17 AM PDT
by
j.argese
(/s tags: If you have a mind unnecessary. If you're a cretin it really doesn't matter, does it?)
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