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To: SeekAndFind

Fifth time. Second time.

How is this a marriage?


12 posted on 07/03/2018 9:32:54 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: ifinnegan
Fifth time. Second time.

How is this a marriage?

To quote Dave Barry:

The ideal way to break up is the one featured in the famous best-selling book, Love Story, where the beautiful heroine, sensing that the relationship is getting maybe a little stale, contracts a fatal disease. In real life, however, it’s never that easy. you never have a really good excuse for breaking up with the other person, so you feel guilty, and you put off confronting the problem.

I have a friend who found it so difficult to tell his girlfriend he no longer loved her that he just kept going along with the program, until finally, one day, they actually got married. They had a big wedding, and she was up there, in front of all her friends and family, thinking this was the happiest day of her life, and he was standing there in a rental tuxedo, thinking: “should i tell her now? nah. better wait till after we cut the cake.”

This kind of thing happens all the time.

So if you’re going to break up, you have to overcome your guilt and break up now. Otherwise you’ll never find the person you really want, the person with whom you can achieve your goal of lifelong happiness.

You should follow the example of famous former ravishing beauty Elizabeth Taylor, who sheds husbands like used kleenex and has consequently achieved lifelong happiness dozens of times.

14 posted on 07/03/2018 9:51:56 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: ifinnegan

>>How is this a marriage?<<

It is not. It’s a straight up exchange of security for sex, with the help of a little blue pill. Oh, and it’s her fault for getting mixed up with a 4-time marital loser.


16 posted on 07/03/2018 9:55:42 PM PDT by nickedknack
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