My bestest buddy is a prince in Nigeria and he really needs someone to send his millions to before the militia comes to take it away.
If you send him $750.00 to help with shipping, he’ll send you 50 millions!
Send that money to:
Grimmy
C/O Free Republic.
I’ll see it gets to my buddy, the Prince of Nigeria!
I have a lot of extra t-shirts he can have.
Will do. But can we meet on a street corner somewhere, and make the exchange? Craigslist?