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When I was in high school 50+ years ago, our vice principle's full name was Harry Armstrong Pitts.

All the students called him Hairy Arm Pits.

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H. Armstrong Pitts would have been a cool name.

Armstrong Pitts sounds like the 295 pound right tackle with 4.3 speed who destroys quarterbacks for a living.

You could draft Armstrong Pitts without even looking at him. “The guy’s name is Armstrong Pitts, and he played for a D1 team? Put him on the board above 5.”